








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 468 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3986 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5253 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3266 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2924 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,740 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoodGameFellaz | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | ABDUL | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | >synchron!ze. | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | Death Monarch ☑ | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | ...SRT | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoodGameFellaz | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | ABDUL | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | >synchron!ze. | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | Death Monarch ☑ | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | ...SRT | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ...SRT | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Death Monarch ☑ | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ABDUL | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | >synchron!ze. | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | GoodGameFellaz | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ...SRT | 470 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | Death Monarch ☑ | 318 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | ABDUL | 225 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | >synchron!ze. | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | GoodGameFellaz | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoodGameFellaz | +3.22 | 60 | 55 |
| #2 | ABDUL | +2.49 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | Death Monarch ☑ | +2.40 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | >synchron!ze. | +1.21 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | DemonPratap | +0.09 | 54 | 45 |





