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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 856 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1064 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1531 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,975 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Wolf | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | ファックユー | 46% | 182 |
| #3 | Kimmi TM | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Wolf | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | ファックユー | 46% | 182 |
| #3 | Kimmi TM | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ファックユー | 44 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Kimmi TM | 7 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Mr Wolf | 6 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ファックユー | 280 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kimmi TM | 49 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Mr Wolf | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Wolf | +4.33 | 50 | 51 |
| #2 | ファックユー | +2.80 | 66 | 38 |
| #3 | Ukendt Lucky | -1.17 | 35 | 36 |
| #4 | Kimmi TM | -4.79 | 17 | 22 |





