








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 328 | 26% |
| Smokes | 374 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 227 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 314 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,424 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.k | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Vacu1G | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | heavy tf2 #jesus | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.k | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Vacu1G | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | heavy tf2 #jesus | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heavy tf2 #jesus | 22 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Vacu1G | 20 | 0.0433 |
| #3 | Dr.k | 7 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vacu1G | 138 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #2 | heavy tf2 #jesus | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dr.k | 83 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vacu1G | +3.95 | 69 | 44 |
| #2 | Dr.k | +0.09 | 27 | 59 |
| #3 | heavy tf2 #jesus | -0.25 | 45 | 44 |
| #4 | KitsuneJ's Cat | -1.89 | 27 | 11 |





