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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 969 | 28% |
| Smokes | 650 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 784 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,666 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e r i k e c s k e | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | István | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Cserzy | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Bereczki Bence | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | memeshuga | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e r i k e c s k e | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | István | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Cserzy | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Bereczki Bence | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | memeshuga | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | memeshuga | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Cserzy | 2 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | e r i k e c s k e | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bereczki Bence | 82 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | memeshuga | 52 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cserzy | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | e r i k e c s k e | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | István | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e r i k e c s k e | +1.96 | 66 | 50 |
| #2 | HNDRXX | +1.01 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | Bereczki Bence | +0.21 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | memeshuga | -0.51 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | István | -1.37 | 52 | 47 |





