








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 603 | 33% |
| Smokes | 606 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 409 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 233 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,290 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mika<3 | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | boaba009 ecchi king | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | fast lose SKINS CS2SKINS.GIFT | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | aimbot m0NIX | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | flusha the VAC Criminal | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mika<3 | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | boaba009 ecchi king | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | fast lose SKINS CS2SKINS.GIFT | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | aimbot m0NIX | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | flusha the VAC Criminal | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fast lose SKINS CS2SKINS.GIFT | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | aimbot m0NIX | 2 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | flusha the VAC Criminal | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boaba009 ecchi king | 91 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | fast lose SKINS CS2SKINS.GIFT | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | aimbot m0NIX | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | flusha the VAC Criminal | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mika<3 | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sny | +2.37 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | aimbot m0NIX | +1.03 | 56 | 9 |
| #3 | Mika<3 | +0.96 | 87 | 47 |
| #4 | flusha the VAC Criminal | +0.32 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | boaba009 ecchi king | -1.01 | 46 | 62 |





