








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 22% |
| Smokes | 777 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 723 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,563 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngWave | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | clockzi | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | . | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | caex | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | L1ghtn1ngStr1ke Damian S | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngWave | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | clockzi | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | . | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | caex | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | L1ghtn1ngStr1ke Damian S | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ghtn1ngStr1ke Damian S | 69 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #2 | . | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | clockzi | 12 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | caex | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | K1ngWave | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caex | +4.44 | 97 | 60 |
| #2 | clockzi | +3.30 | 95 | 58 |
| #3 | L1ghtn1ngStr1ke Damian S | +1.46 | 90 | 90 |
| #4 | Bl4zE (him) | +0.80 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | K1ngWave | -0.48 | 82 | 53 |





