








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 682 | 23% |
| Smokes | 793 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 719 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,246 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dome | 2 | 0.0208 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Bierchen enjoyer | 136 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #2 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 123 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Shakoun | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dome | 23 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #5 | lecker Kippchen enjoyer | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Bierchen enjoyer | +3.68 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | n1klaS ツ | +1.88 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Dome | +1.61 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | Shakoun | +1.41 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | ShortCode | +0.70 | 92 | 72 |





