








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4400 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5559 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3924 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4476 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,745,590 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zachen | 73% | 52 |
| #2 | Jacob (son of Jason) | 67% | 61 |
| #3 | atsuki ♡ | 66% | 109 |
| #4 | milo | 54% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zachen | 73% | 52 |
| #2 | Jacob (son of Jason) | 67% | 61 |
| #3 | atsuki ♡ | 66% | 109 |
| #4 | milo | 54% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milo | 141 | 0.0254 |
| #2 | atsuki ♡ | 46 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | zachen | 30 | 0.0309 |
| #4 | Jacob (son of Jason) | 14 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milo | 633 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | atsuki ♡ | 369 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jacob (son of Jason) | 174 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | zachen | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zachen | +6.32 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | atsuki ♡ | +2.52 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | milo | +1.11 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | Jacob (son of Jason) | +0.74 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | Liberties | +0.63 | 79 | 54 |





