








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1286 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3476 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2992 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1955 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,561 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1801 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | Quantavious Gooch | 54% | 244 |
| #3 | jerry goykman | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | luck257 | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | Quantavious Gooch | 54% | 244 |
| #3 | jerry goykman | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | luck257 | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quantavious Gooch | 35 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | jerry goykman | 12 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | luck257 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quantavious Gooch | 859 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | luck257 | 271 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 154 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | jerry goykman | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnaPack | +1.64 | 79 | 33 |
| #2 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | +1.28 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Quantavious Gooch | +0.52 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | luck257 | -0.84 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | jerry goykman | -1.64 | 69 | 47 |





