








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2594 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2217 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1385 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1597 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,342 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mp | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Jaydon | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Gen_grevious | 55% | 131 |
| #4 | RaidViolet | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | M0n-K3y | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mp | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Jaydon | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Gen_grevious | 55% | 131 |
| #4 | RaidViolet | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | M0n-K3y | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen_grevious | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | RaidViolet | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | S1mp | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen_grevious | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | M0n-K3y | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | S1mp | 72 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | RaidViolet | 70 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jaydon | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaydon | +5.26 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | Negever | +1.70 | 43 | 69 |
| #3 | M0n-K3y | +1.66 | 54 | 71 |
| #4 | S1mp | +1.17 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | Gen_grevious | -2.47 | 48 | 60 |





