








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 451 matches | ||
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




319 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 709 | 24% |
| Smokes | 612 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 889 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 700 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,111 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1563 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KURJAJUUR | 54% | 277 |
| #2 | Annelinn Väriseb | 51% | 100 |
| #3 | Ronaldo | 43% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KURJAJUUR | 54% | 277 |
| #2 | Annelinn Väriseb | 51% | 100 |
| #3 | Ronaldo | 43% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KURJAJUUR | 91 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | Ronaldo | 38 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Annelinn Väriseb | 21 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KURJAJUUR | 924 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Ronaldo | 371 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Annelinn Väriseb | 254 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿? | +2.58 | 81 | 17 |
| #2 | KURJAJUUR | +2.01 | 62 | 53 |
| #3 | Annelinn Väriseb | +0.85 | 49 | 55 |
| #4 | Ronaldo | -1.88 | 33 | 57 |





