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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1115 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1167 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,475 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ching chungurs | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | senciscuka | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Imants Ziedonis | 42% | 73 |
| #4 | raivo_bruh | 39% | 151 |
| #5 | PRIEKSNIEKS | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ching chungurs | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | senciscuka | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Imants Ziedonis | 42% | 73 |
| #4 | raivo_bruh | 39% | 151 |
| #5 | PRIEKSNIEKS | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raivo_bruh | 41 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | PRIEKSNIEKS | 9 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Imants Ziedonis | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ching chungurs | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raivo_bruh | 102 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Imants Ziedonis | 95 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PRIEKSNIEKS | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ching chungurs | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | senciscuka | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ching chungurs | +4.25 | 62 | 65 |
| #2 | PRIEKSNIEKS | +1.66 | 18 | 46 |
| #3 | raivo_bruh | +0.95 | 31 | 27 |
| #4 | Imants Ziedonis | -0.32 | 45 | 44 |
| #5 | Daniels | -1.92 | 21 | 38 |





