








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 40% |
| Smokes | 94 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 216 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,548 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarsperskY | 8 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Ahlex | 6 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Cojo | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | danMONSTA_ | 2 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | 1233 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cojo | 86 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | CarsperskY | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ahlex | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Apin | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | JMC | 27 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apin | +4.57 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | CarsperskY | +3.91 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | danMONSTA_ | +3.43 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | Cojo | +1.41 | 35 | 59 |
| #5 | JMC | +0.47 | 71 | 54 |





