








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 861 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




159 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12114 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7791 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6947 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6407 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,324,422 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1040 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlis banditcamp21 | 54% | 307 |
| #2 | tomins | 51% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlis banditcamp21 | 54% | 307 |
| #2 | tomins | 51% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlis banditcamp21 | 136 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | tomins | 68 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlis banditcamp21 | 1571 | 0.24 | 41 min |
| #2 | tomins | 948 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlis banditcamp21 | +3.14 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Sreks_V2 | -0.91 | 39 | 56 |
| #3 | tomins | -1.53 | 34 | 59 |





