








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6159 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5018 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3704 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3675 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,523,471 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lulu | 59% | 222 |
| #2 | Felix | 59% | 292 |
| #3 | [SupraMK4]G-Man | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | Pixel | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lulu | 59% | 222 |
| #2 | Felix | 59% | 292 |
| #3 | [SupraMK4]G-Man | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | Pixel | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixel | 18 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Felix | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lulu | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | [SupraMK4]G-Man | 9 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lulu | 390 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Felix | 139 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pixel | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | [SupraMK4]G-Man | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ∩(◉⩊◉)⊃ | +2.65 | 68 | 41 |
| #2 | Pixel | +0.05 | 49 | 37 |
| #3 | [SupraMK4]G-Man | -0.41 | 44 | 51 |
| #4 | Lulu | -0.43 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | Felix | -2.81 | 4 | 36 |





