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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 971 | 19% |
| Smokes | 718 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1295 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,013 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krapsis | 48% | 61 |
| #2 | . | 47% | 174 |
| #3 | Benčiks | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krapsis | 48% | 61 |
| #2 | . | 47% | 174 |
| #3 | Benčiks | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Krapsis | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 109 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Krapsis | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Benčiks | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Throat Goat | +0.79 | 44 | 45 |
| #2 | Krapsis | +0.62 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | . | -0.79 | 47 | 31 |
| #4 | | -1.45 | 46 | 48 |
| #5 | Benčiks | -1.99 | 51 | 53 |





