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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 19% |
| Smokes | 35 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 348 | 55% |
| Molotovs | 131 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,772 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NautaSika | 26% | 23 |
| #2 | MFDOOM | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | Seppo Räty | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NautaSika | 26% | 23 |
| #2 | MFDOOM | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | Seppo Räty | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NautaSika | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Seppo Räty | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | MFDOOM | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MFDOOM | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #2 | Seppo Räty | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | NautaSika | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NautaSika | -0.02 | 48 | 36 |
| #2 | Seppo Räty | -0.09 | 16 | 43 |
| #3 | pfuwgelbice :pPppPp | -1.16 | 21 | 34 |
| #4 | MFDOOM | -1.62 | 12 | 68 |





