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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 636 | 42% |
| Smokes | 459 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 372 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 63 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $360,811 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kuisma ownaa | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | sulo | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | m41kku | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | matti | 52% | 48 |
| #6 | _E2KK4_ | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sulo | 16 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | m41kku | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | matti | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | _E2KK4_ | 8 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Kuisma ownaa | 8 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sulo | 192 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | m41kku | 177 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | matti | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | _E2KK4_ | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kuisma ownaa | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |





