








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 13% |
| Smokes | 720 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 613 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,649 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARRACHER VOUS | 52% | 69 |
| #2 | TudyTM [FR] | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | savislav11 | 48% | 77 |
| #4 | f4ckch | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARRACHER VOUS | 52% | 69 |
| #2 | TudyTM [FR] | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | savislav11 | 48% | 77 |
| #4 | f4ckch | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savislav11 | 25 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | TudyTM [FR] | 22 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | ARRACHER VOUS | 14 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | f4ckch | 3 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savislav11 | 233 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | TudyTM [FR] | 189 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | ARRACHER VOUS | 111 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | f4ckch | 46 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARRACHER VOUS | +5.38 | 84 | 31 |
| #2 | f4ckch | +3.04 | 68 | 39 |
| #3 | savislav11 | +0.79 | 45 | 56 |
| #4 | Gamis | -0.49 | 61 | 23 |
| #5 | TudyTM [FR] | -2.54 | 32 | 39 |





