








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 751 | 28% |
| Smokes | 671 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 497 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 758 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,519 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingStatic | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | СЕРГУНЯ ๑ﭥ | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | 10YOTALENT BrawlStarsPro2015 | 48% | 58 |
| #4 | nixanovic | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | zwizu. | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingStatic | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | СЕРГУНЯ ๑ﭥ | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | 10YOTALENT BrawlStarsPro2015 | 48% | 58 |
| #4 | nixanovic | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | zwizu. | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10YOTALENT BrawlStarsPro2015 | 24 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | KingStatic | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10YOTALENT BrawlStarsPro2015 | 292 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | KingStatic | 39 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | nixanovic | 28 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | СЕРГУНЯ ๑ﭥ | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | zwizu. | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zwizu. | +1.99 | 72 | 21 |
| #2 | СЕРГУНЯ ๑ﭥ | +1.41 | 89 | 46 |
| #3 | 10YOTALENT BrawlStarsPro2015 | +1.10 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | nixanovic | +1.07 | 92 | 45 |
| #5 | DragonitePeek | +0.79 | 66 | 37 |





