








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2194 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1620 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1575 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1454 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,783,100 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmicallity | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | vlad | 56% | 263 |
| #3 | zinc | 55% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmicallity | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | vlad | 56% | 263 |
| #3 | zinc | 55% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vlad | 23 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | zinc | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Cosmicallity | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vlad | 870 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | zinc | 235 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Cosmicallity | 123 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vlad | +2.92 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | zinc | +0.50 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | Harry Maguire CSGOSKINS | +0.31 | 70 | 41 |
| #4 | Cosmicallity | -3.83 | 30 | 58 |





