








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1654 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2500 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2517 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2435 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,597,578 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akilla | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | sushitrash | 52% | 199 |
| #3 | Vasily_Rasputin | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Injection π23 'Ars Regia' | 48% | 181 |
| #5 | MrBonnesis | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | sushitrash | 52% | 199 |
| #3 | Vasily_Rasputin | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Injection π23 'Ars Regia' | 48% | 181 |
| #5 | MrBonnesis | 45% | 29 |
| #6 | h3ntai | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sushitrash | 30 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Injection π23 'Ars Regia' | 30 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | h3ntai | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Vasily_Rasputin | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | MrBonnesis | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sushitrash | 724 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Injection π23 'Ars Regia' | 204 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Vasily_Rasputin | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | MrBonnesis | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | h3ntai | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sushitrash | +3.85 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Piskeletto pablo | +1.30 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Injection π23 'Ars Regia' | -0.10 | 65 | 49 |
| #4 | h3ntai | -2.79 | 37 | 41 |
| #5 | MrBonnesis | -3.12 | 19 | 44 |





