








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1985 | 40% |
| Smokes | 991 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 880 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,452 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ 冬天 ♠ | 57% | 111 |
| #2 | ♠ 明亮的 ♠ | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | ♠ 陰影 ♠ | 47% | 90 |
| #4 | Kati Niskanen (1,75€) | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ 冬天 ♠ | 57% | 111 |
| #2 | ♠ 明亮的 ♠ | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | ♠ 陰影 ♠ | 47% | 90 |
| #4 | Kati Niskanen (1,75€) | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati Niskanen (1,75€) | 31 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | ♠ 冬天 ♠ | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | ♠ 陰影 ♠ | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | ♠ 明亮的 ♠ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ 冬天 ♠ | 523 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | ♠ 陰影 ♠ | 166 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♠ 明亮的 ♠ | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kati Niskanen (1,75€) | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ 冬天 ♠ | +4.79 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | ♠ 陰影 ♠ | +1.52 | 73 | 37 |
| #3 | Ea5y | +0.43 | 48 | 20 |
| #4 | Kati Niskanen (1,75€) | -0.48 | 40 | 48 |
| #5 | ♠ 明亮的 ♠ | -0.94 | 41 | 53 |





