








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 342 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5792 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4113 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1854 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4457 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,809,662 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panpanpan | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Kei | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | ⎔ Wan Frem Man ⎔ | 46% | 104 |
| #4 | NoobCar | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Frostleaves | 43% | 414 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frostleaves | 66 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | ⎔ Wan Frem Man ⎔ | 38 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | SHenjo | 28 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | ⎔ C.R.O.W.N ⎔ | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | NoobCar | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frostleaves | 1845 | 0.22 | 47 min |
| #2 | ⎔ C.R.O.W.N ⎔ | 948 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #3 | ⎔ Wan Frem Man ⎔ | 761 | 0.36 | 14 min |
| #4 | SHenjo | 577 | 0.36 | 14 min |
| #5 | Kei | 281 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHenjo | +4.68 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Kei | +3.33 | 56 | 50 |
| #3 | ⎔ Wan Frem Man ⎔ | +3.17 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | ⎔ C.R.O.W.N ⎔ | +1.29 | 56 | 40 |
| #5 | Panpanpan | +1.25 | 62 | 38 |





