








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 31% |
| Smokes | 529 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 628 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,205 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuCkyyyV1ce | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | baz1kki | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Ninja Turtles | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | r4pzyV1ce | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | Noahiii | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◥◣ᴬᴷ⁴⁷BenzDK◢◤ | 5 | 0.0625 |
| #2 | m4jor | 4 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | silke peek 360 km/h | 4 | 0.0377 |
| #4 | r4pzyV1ce | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Ninja Turtles | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pa1nyV1ce | +10.06 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | baz1kki | +8.56 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | SuCkyyyV1ce | +5.69 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Noahiii | +4.80 | 51 | 30 |
| #5 | NicoV2 | +3.68 | 63 | 73 |





