








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1242 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1340 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,755 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reece james | 6 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | ♠R0$V0♠ | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | LIL WAAAA | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Birgitta | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Leovo | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hirvi | 139 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♠R0$V0♠ | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | reece james | 79 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | LIL WAAAA | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | JhP | 63 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JhP | +3.78 | 65 | 79 |
| #2 | alisuorittaja | +2.32 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Birgitta | +1.71 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | reece james | +1.63 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | LIL WAAAA | +1.54 | 66 | 72 |





