








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 768 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 422 matches | ||
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9785 | 19% |
| Smokes | 15458 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 11909 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 13210 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,511,346 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777 | 66% | 121 |
| #2 | Baconツ | 62% | 106 |
| #3 | Loded Diper | 61% | 178 |
| #4 | Kahn | 60% | 117 |
| #5 | neko | 51% | 1085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baconツ | +4.82 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | 777 | +3.80 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | Loded Diper | +2.80 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Mr.goodkittyDom#PLAYINGWITHFANS | +2.74 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | good kitty yaitsCAM | +0.74 | 45 | 51 |





