








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2227 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1856 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1592 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,549 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 694 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PABLO EMILIO ESCOBAR GAVRILIA | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | miketysondeberceni | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | Adrian baiat finut | 39% | 93 |
| #4 | cmtdenis | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PABLO EMILIO ESCOBAR GAVRILIA | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | miketysondeberceni | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | Adrian baiat finut | 39% | 93 |
| #4 | cmtdenis | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian baiat finut | 23 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | PABLO EMILIO ESCOBAR GAVRILIA | 20 | 0.0271 |
| #3 | miketysondeberceni | 7 | 0.0170 |
| #4 | cmtdenis | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian baiat finut | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | cmtdenis | 65 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | PABLO EMILIO ESCOBAR GAVRILIA | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | miketysondeberceni | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PABLO EMILIO ESCOBAR GAVRILIA | +5.78 | 82 | 42 |
| #2 | CmtEdwardo | +1.78 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Adrian baiat finut | -3.16 | 36 | 34 |
| #4 | cmtdenis | -4.61 | 24 | 21 |
| #5 | miketysondeberceni | -8.09 | 1 | 12 |





