








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 414 matches | ||
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2282 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4053 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5148 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5064 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,338,569 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsupopsu_ | 53% | 187 |
| #2 | Domestos | 46% | 395 |
| #3 | Pottuhaisee | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | Päärynämehu22 | 42% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsupopsu_ | 53% | 187 |
| #2 | Domestos | 46% | 395 |
| #3 | Pottuhaisee | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | Päärynämehu22 | 42% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domestos | 121 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Pottuhaisee | 25 | 0.0322 |
| #3 | ropsupopsu_ | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Päärynämehu22 | 11 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domestos | 1087 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | ropsupopsu_ | 393 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Päärynämehu22 | 239 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pottuhaisee | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsupopsu_ | +4.75 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Päärynämehu22 | -0.09 | 46 | 42 |
| #3 | kebab | -0.45 | 25 | 49 |
| #4 | Pottuhaisee | -1.09 | 36 | 52 |
| #5 | Domestos | -1.32 | 31 | 51 |





