








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1848 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2383 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1938 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,382,706 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cs1bi | +4.18 | 94 | 59 |
| #2 | lil pete | +3.60 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | b3nc3 | +3.43 | 80 | 43 |
| #4 | sur1.tv | +2.41 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | juicydave | +1.56 | 83 | 67 |





