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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1545 | 38% |
| Smokes | 865 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,858 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giga niqga | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | yomumahoe 4 YAY | 34% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giga niqga | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | yomumahoe 4 YAY | 34% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yomumahoe 4 YAY | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | giga niqga | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yomumahoe 4 YAY | 182 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | giga niqga | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giga niqga | +1.43 | 16 | 50 |
| #2 | yomumahoe 4 YAY | -0.01 | 35 | 36 |
| #3 | papastin | -3.45 | 9 | 46 |





