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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1967 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 734 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,762 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nishini | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Heisenzob | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | KengunXLN | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Chipotle ai bot | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | arc' | 6 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chipotle ai bot | +2.60 | 45 | 56 |
| #2 | KengunXLN | +1.64 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Heisenzob | +0.10 | 41 | 48 |
| #4 | Luckyky | -0.33 | 47 | 51 |
| #5 | arc' | -1.05 | 71 | 48 |





