








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 127 | 21% |
| Smokes | 174 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 147 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $18,381 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AutisticPeek | 83% | 18 |
| #4 | Taisto | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | Kelan Orja | 77% | 13 |
| #6 | AutisticPeak | 74% | 27 |
| #7 | 666 | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kelan Orja | 8 | 0.0381 |
| #2 | Taisto | 4 | 0.0494 |
| #3 | AutisticPeak | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | AutisticPeek | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | 666 | 1 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AutisticPeak | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | 666 | 26 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | AutisticPeek | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kelan Orja | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Taisto | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AutisticPeak | +6.62 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Rico | +1.43 | 64 | 28 |
| #3 | Taisto | +0.84 | 44 | 57 |
| #4 | Kelan Orja | +0.77 | 70 | 35 |
| #5 | 666 | +0.63 | 66 | 49 |





