








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 76 | 8% |
| Smokes | 301 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 213 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,337 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svx | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | 𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓞 | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | mata | 45% | 100 |
| #4 | Mustafa Ali Third | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | rauta | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓞 | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | mata | 45% | 100 |
| #4 | Mustafa Ali Third | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | rauta | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | my Sunshine | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mata | 29 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Mustafa Ali Third | 7 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | my Sunshine | 4 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Svx | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓞 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mata | 138 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓞 | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Svx | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | rauta | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mustafa Ali Third | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svx | +10.93 | 82 | 38 |
| #2 | mata | +2.13 | 40 | 30 |
| #3 | 𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓞 | -0.03 | 40 | 18 |
| #4 | Mustafa Ali Third | -1.77 | 41 | 30 |
| #5 | rauta | -1.88 | 16 | 15 |





