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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1013 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 818 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,142 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | octi | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | Potwor | 48% | 69 |
| #3 | they talk about my onetaps | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | octi | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | Potwor | 48% | 69 |
| #3 | they talk about my onetaps | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potwor | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | octi | 6 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | they talk about my onetaps | 6 | 0.0226 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potwor | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | octi | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | they talk about my onetaps | 69 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potwor | +2.22 | 68 | 52 |
| #2 | Like a Prayer | +0.79 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | they talk about my onetaps | +0.61 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | octi | -0.69 | 31 | 48 |





