








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




144 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2103 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2491 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2783 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,678 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6091 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raki3ta | 45% | 53 |
| #2 | Telepathy | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | maewar4 | 43% | 129 |
| #4 | Raki3taNaKijów | 41% | 175 |
| #5 | Fluffy | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xksy000x | +3.56 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Raki3taNaKijów | -0.99 | 63 | 41 |
| #3 | raki3ta | -1.23 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | Telepathy | -1.91 | 47 | 28 |
| #5 | maewar4 | -2.74 | 46 | 40 |





