








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 345 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1172 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 533 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 416 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,495 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1088 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tanel | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | crister ronalllo | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Tippy | 34% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tanel | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | crister ronalllo | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Tippy | 34% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tippy | 119 | 0.0457 |
| #2 | Tanel | 47 | 0.0432 |
| #3 | crister ronalllo | 15 | 0.0212 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tippy | 210 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | crister ronalllo | 97 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tanel | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tanel | +3.57 | 87 | 28 |
| #2 | kk34n | +2.79 | 62 | 25 |
| #3 | crister ronalllo | -0.00 | 49 | 22 |
| #4 | Tippy | -2.75 | 24 | 39 |





