








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4180 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4203 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3129 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4054 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,108,836 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muumi | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Arzibal | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Mannilanb | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | KromosomiSammakko | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | Laattaaja54999 | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mannilanb | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | KromosomiSammakko | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | Laattaaja54999 | 51% | 37 |
| #6 | Hobitti | 51% | 122 |
| #7 | Daaniel33 | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hobitti | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Daaniel33 | 8 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | KromosomiSammakko | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Laattaaja54999 | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Mannilanb | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KromosomiSammakko | 182 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mannilanb | 111 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arzibal | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Daaniel33 | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hobitti | 71 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mannilanb | +3.79 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Ode42 | +2.71 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | Arzibal | +1.12 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | KromosomiSammakko | +0.66 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | Laattaaja54999 | +0.45 | 46 | 23 |





