








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2082 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 467 matches | ||
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 325 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




313 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3287 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2706 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2950 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3595 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,321,146 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philip | 87% | 115 |
| #2 | lucas | 84% | 147 |
| #3 | .#DarkNight l $cotty ☜☯☞ | 71% | 225 |
| #4 | 4qeN | 66% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philip | 87% | 115 |
| #2 | lucas | 84% | 147 |
| #3 | .#DarkNight l $cotty ☜☯☞ | 71% | 225 |
| #4 | 4qeN | 66% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4qeN | 78 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | .#DarkNight l $cotty ☜☯☞ | 59 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Philip | 15 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | lucas | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4qeN | 432 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | .#DarkNight l $cotty ☜☯☞ | 343 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | lucas | 53 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Philip | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucas | +11.20 | 100 | 53 |
| #2 | .#DarkNight l $cotty ☜☯☞ | +6.50 | 96 | 48 |
| #3 | Philip | +5.35 | 96 | 9 |
| #4 | 4qeN | +3.11 | 88 | 59 |
| #5 | Wisteria | +1.10 | 75 | 25 |





