








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5816 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6962 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5374 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5409 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,312 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ π₯π’π―π¬ | 45% | 150 |
| #2 | γ Single Tap < Family Peek γ | 41% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ π₯π’π―π¬ | 45% | 150 |
| #2 | γ Single Tap < Family Peek γ | 41% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γ Single Tap < Family Peek γ | 37 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | ππ π₯π’π―π¬ | 19 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γ Single Tap < Family Peek γ | 515 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | ππ π₯π’π―π¬ | 106 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππ»ππ²πΊπ£ | +3.77 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | ππ π₯π’π―π¬ | -1.88 | 63 | 26 |
| #3 | γ Single Tap < Family Peek γ | -5.07 | 27 | 41 |





