








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1861 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2593 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 858 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,091 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tepo2022 | 40% | 99 |
| #2 | Takanashi Hoshino | 32% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tepo2022 | 40% | 99 |
| #2 | Takanashi Hoshino | 32% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tepo2022 | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Takanashi Hoshino | 9 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tepo2022 | 256 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Takanashi Hoshino | 154 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aq | -0.67 | 52 | 48 |
| #2 | tepo2022 | -0.68 | 32 | 43 |
| #3 | Takanashi Hoshino | -3.41 | 24 | 36 |





