








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 849 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




231 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13301 | 36% |
| Smokes | 9272 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5709 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8604 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,031,746 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its niche u prob wouldnt know it | 52% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its niche u prob wouldnt know it | 52% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its niche u prob wouldnt know it | 43 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its niche u prob wouldnt know it | 792 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its niche u prob wouldnt know it | +0.93 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | celine | +0.46 | 73 | 57 |





