








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3062 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2099 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 931 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,764 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /giphy giphy CaseOpening.com | 44% | 34 |
| #2 | SirAcetea | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | 37% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /giphy giphy CaseOpening.com | 44% | 34 |
| #2 | SirAcetea | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | 37% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /giphy giphy CaseOpening.com | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /giphy giphy CaseOpening.com | 68 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | SirAcetea | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /giphy giphy CaseOpening.com | +3.19 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Ninico219 | +0.98 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | -1.60 | 36 | 50 |
| #4 | SirAcetea | -2.76 | 42 | 37 |





