








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 14% |
| Smokes | 85 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 130 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 288 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $200,347 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | moonato | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Maklo | 62% | 42 |
| #6 | jorime | 58% | 19 |
| #7 | OverZealus | 58% | 19 |
| #8 | Pepper19am | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorime | 90 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | OverZealus | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Maklo | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pepper19am | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | moonato | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evan | +7.59 | 91 | 28 |
| #2 | Pepper19am | +1.35 | 56 | 44 |
| #3 | OverZealus | +0.59 | 56 | 41 |
| #4 | jorime | +0.40 | 39 | 56 |
| #5 | Maklo | -1.23 | 43 | 28 |





