








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Wingman | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2738 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4506 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6679 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6634 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,132,844 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Serpentos | 52% | 126 |
| #2 | hcTwenty9 | 45% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Serpentos | 52% | 126 |
| #2 | hcTwenty9 | 45% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hcTwenty9 | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Serpentos | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hcTwenty9 | 321 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Serpentos | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hcTwenty9 | +3.35 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Serpentos | +1.53 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | KicKb@cK LVL2 | -0.08 | 63 | 46 |





