








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1200 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 870 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1095 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,673 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaPa Superstar | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Roriseek | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | l | 68% | 47 |
| #4 | 𝑻𝑰𝑶 | 𝙏𝙞𝙭0𝙭 | 68% | 84 |
| #5 | cibibrožovic | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑻𝑰𝑶 | 𝙏𝙞𝙭0𝙭 | 201 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Roriseek | 113 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | cvalda | 71 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | l | 70 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Micah Bell | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑻𝑰𝑶 | 𝙏𝙞𝙭0𝙭 | +4.08 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | d | +2.66 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Micah Bell | +1.60 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | cvalda | +0.78 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | SaPa Superstar | +0.20 | 78 | 47 |





