








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1151 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1190 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1224 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1150 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,781 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Echo | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | sPeCiAl K | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | lil dab | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | ItWasMe XP | 38% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Echo | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | sPeCiAl K | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | lil dab | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | ItWasMe XP | 38% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil dab | 15 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ItWasMe XP | 15 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | sPeCiAl K | 11 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | Echo | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil dab | 204 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Echo | 112 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | ItWasMe XP | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | sPeCiAl K | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil dab | +4.22 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | sPeCiAl K | +1.96 | 90 | 43 |
| #3 | penji | +0.46 | 83 | 44 |
| #4 | Echo | -0.80 | 33 | 74 |
| #5 | ItWasMe XP | -4.57 | 25 | 47 |





