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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 75 | 17% |
| Smokes | 158 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 157 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,829 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tamaleking | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Dih | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Ezra | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | That One Dude | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tamaleking | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Dih | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Ezra | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | That One Dude | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dih | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Ezra | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Tamaleking | 1 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | That One Dude | 101 | 0.40 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ezra | 66 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dih | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tamaleking | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tamaleking | +3.67 | 40 | 45 |
| #2 | Dih | +3.24 | 82 | 7 |
| #3 | Ezra | +0.40 | 55 | 49 |
| #4 | ChanGoH | -0.71 | 54 | 14 |
| #5 | That One Dude | -5.45 | 3 | 45 |





