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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 200 | 45% |
| Smokes | 36 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 150 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $92,061 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misha | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | badjaan | 45% | 69 |
| #3 | Chillsy | 44% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misha | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | badjaan | 45% | 69 |
| #3 | Chillsy | 44% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillsy | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | badjaan | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Misha | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillsy | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | badjaan | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Misha | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillsy | +8.67 | 74 | 24 |
| #2 | badjaan | -3.54 | 21 | 7 |
| #3 | Misha | -4.84 | 3 | 6 |
| #4 | pootsvis | -5.52 | 14 | 19 |





