








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2637 | 39% |
| Smokes | 632 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1640 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,487,384 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Dragan | 48% | 23 |
| #11 | Pulku | 46% | 127 |
| #12 | jonked | 39% | 41 |
| #13 | Kris | 38% | 65 |
| #14 | Ljubov | 35% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kris | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Pulku | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Kakaduu | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | MustLuikH7 | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | krisss18 | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxnniiee | 132 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | jonked | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | bong | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kakaduu | 93 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | krisss18 | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙪𝙨✪ | +2.63 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Antosha | +0.94 | 59 | 30 |
| #3 | bong | +0.03 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | jonked | -0.10 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Dragan | -0.21 | 51 | 34 |





